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1. Watch others play and gather the nerve to try yourself
2. Wait for an opening and take the guitar, pretending you did it just because there was no one else to take it
3. Press the 5 colored buttons according to the sequence that appears on the screen, together with the black button at the base of the guitar
4. Play until you manage to complete an entire song (or you feel like your arms are about to fall off)
5. Tell others of your huge success
6. Let someone else play
7. Watch that someone switches to “expert” level and complete the song with 99% success
8. Humbly walk away
9. Repeat steps 1-8

From the SEO article “On-page SEO for small Companies“:

• Google is the bombshell who everyone drools over. She knows this and lords it over everyone. You’ve really got to work to get Google’s trust. She also has a weird fascination with blogging.
• Yahoo is wild and erratic.
• MSN is the world’s cheapest date, who will practically faint if you show any interest in her at all.

A friend sent me the following code, meant to do simple string comparison for a standard password changing dialog:

           char buf[256]

            test_pass = 0;            for (i = 0; i < strlen(buf); ++i)            {                test_pass ^= (unsigned long)buf[i] << (i%4)*8;                test_pass = test_pass << (i%4)*8  test_pass >> (32 - (i%4)*8);            }

            sscanf(g_config.m_pPassword, "%08X", &old_pass);            if (test_pass == old_pass)            {                // Get new password                GetDlgItemText(IDC_EDIT_NEW_PASS, buf, 255);

                test_pass = 0;                for (i = 0; i < strlen(buf); ++i)                {                    test_pass ^= (unsigned long)buf[i] << (i%4)*8;                    test_pass = test_pass << (i%4)*8  test_pass >> (32 - (i%4)*8);                }

                // Check configmation                GetDlgItemText(IDC_EDIT_NEW_PASS2, buf, 255);

                test_pass2 = 0;                for (i = 0; i < strlen(buf); ++i)                {                    test_pass2 ^= (unsigned long)buf[i] << (i%4)*8;                    test_pass2 = test_pass2 << (i%4)*8  test_pass2 >> (32 - (i%4)*8);                }

                if (test_pass != test_pass2)

        {            MsgBox(".....");            EndDailog(1)

        }        sprintf(buf,"%08",test_pass);    }

Now comes another great error dialog:
“The Operation completed successfully” error dialog.